Mustache March is almost here, hope you're ready

Mustache March begins well before the first. You have to start rocking the 'stache on the first, not growing it. For a month I've been watering and fertilizing my mandible in preparation for this year. The hairs are starting to curl over my lip and I have to check for leftovers after eating burgers, steak, ribs...well, most food actually. A small price to pay for what will certainly be a great March.